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By Fred Armisen, Carrie Brownstein, Jonathan Krisel

The better half cookbook to the hit exhibit Portlandia by way of the Emmy-nominated stars and writers Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein, with 50 scrumptious recipes for each foodstuff lover, freegan, natural farmer, and foodstuff truck diehard.

Food performs a really particular position in Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein's award-winning satire Portlandia. listed below are recipes for the dishes that outline the express, from cult-raised chook and Stu's stews to pickled greens and foraged eco-friendly salads. entire with new full-color complete nutrients pictures and illustrations, funny tales and sidebars from the loveable food-obsessed Portlandia characters (such as Mr. Mayor, Peter and Nance, and Colin the chicken), and suggestion on tips to decide upon a mattress and breakfast and behave at a communal desk, it is a humorous cookbook--with critical recipes--for a person who loves nutrients. And definite, the chicken's neighborhood.

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