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The lady of the name is red-haired, dog-loving Wilhelmina "Billie" Bennet, and the 3 males are Bream Mortimer, a long-time buddy and admirer of Billie, Eustace Hignett, a lily-livered poet who's engaged to Billie on the establishing of the story, and Sam Marlowe, Eustace's rushing cousin, who falls for Billie in the beginning sight.
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