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By P. G. Wodehouse

This ebook is a Blandings novel. woman Constance Keeble, sister of Lord Emsworth of Blandings fort, has either an imperious demeanour and a priceless diamond necklace. The precarious peace of Blandings is shattered whilst her necklace turns into the item of darkish plottings, for in the citadel lurk a few well-connected jewel thieves - between them the Honourable Freddie Threepwood, Lord Emsworth's more youthful son, who desires the present funds to establish a bookmaking company. Psmith, the stylish socialist, is additionally after it for his newly married pal Mike. And on patrol with the very unlikely job of bringing administration to Blandings is the effective Baxter, whose strivings for order result in a memorable come across with the fortress flowerpots. Will peace ever go back to Blandings citadel?

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The winner is the competitor who successfully snatches the beer for himself out of his opponent’s hand. If the beer falls to the ground, scramble to snatch it up! No hitting or activity of any kind is allowed except the one hand wrapped around the beer. The loser must stick his face near the can of beer, and the winner then shakes it and opens it, squirting the loser with the snatch. Then the loser must chug the beer! After I chug a few beers I’m really good with girls. For instance, I knew this girl liked me because, as I talked to her, she kept looking at her watch!

For instance, you may want to make the other player blink through laughter as you slowly and seductively deep-throat a thick chocolate bar. Or maybe you will use the chocolate bar as a ridiculous mustache and start talking like a professor. Or perhaps you will act out a dramatic love scene with Gummi Bears humping. You can try to make your opponent blink by throwing the candy, juggling it, or doing something so absurd that she blinks her eyes in disbelief! You can do whatever you like with the candy to make your THE SH*TFACED GAMES 30 Shtfaced Games interior mech3_Layout 1 8/23/13 10:11 AM Page 31 opponent blink.

How to Play Two or more teams must race to be the first team to cross the finish line. Each team will have two participants. THE SH*TFACED GAMES 40 Shtfaced Games interior mech3_Layout 1 8/23/13 10:12 AM Page 41 Shtfaced Games interior mech3_Layout 1 8/23/13 10:12 AM Page 42 Player 1 sits on a skateboard representing the snowboard. Player 2 pushes Player 1 to the finish line. Player 1, while sitting on the skateboard, must hold a beer and completely finish it before crossing the finish line. The only place you may pour the beer is down your throat.

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