By P. G. Wodehouse
This ebook is a Blandings novel. woman Constance Keeble, sister of Lord Emsworth of Blandings fort, has either an imperious demeanour and a priceless diamond necklace. The precarious peace of Blandings is shattered whilst her necklace turns into the item of darkish plottings, for in the citadel lurk a few well-connected jewel thieves - between them the Honourable Freddie Threepwood, Lord Emsworth's more youthful son, who desires the present funds to establish a bookmaking company. Psmith, the stylish socialist, is additionally after it for his newly married pal Mike. And on patrol with the very unlikely job of bringing administration to Blandings is the effective Baxter, whose strivings for order result in a memorable come across with the fortress flowerpots. Will peace ever go back to Blandings citadel?
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