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By Rachel Bertsche

What lady hasn’t visible photos of Jennifer Aniston, Gwyneth Paltrow, or Beyoncé and needed she had their outfits, their abs, their probably faultless lives? For Rachel Bertsche, those celebrities are the epitome of perfection—self-assured and without problems cool. but in recent years, among juggling her occupation, her marriage, and her dream of changing into a mom, Bertsche feels whatever yet positioned together.

In Jennifer, Gwyneth & Me, Bertsche embarks on a quest to emulate her Hollywood position models—while sticking to a budget—to see in the event that they quite carry the keys to happiness. whereas attempting to free up the stars’ secrets and techniques, from Sarah Jessica Parker’s cloth wardrobe to Julia Roberts’s feel of calm to—maybe one day—Jessica Alba’s stylish being pregnant, Bertsche learns necessary classes. A toned physique doesn’t come effortless or reasonable, averting social media can do wonders to your peace of brain, and self belief is the main to pulling off any outfit. yet can she immerse herself within the A-list way of life and nonetheless remain precise to herself? and should her pursuit of perfection quite bring about happiness?

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The song with the longest title is “I’m a Cranky Old Yank in a Clanky Old Tank on the Streets of Yokohama with My Honolulu Mama Doin’ Those Beat-O, Beat-O Flat-On-My-Seat-O, Hirohito Blues,” written by Hoagy Carmichael. He later claimed the song title ended with “Yank” and the rest was a joke. Tommy James got the inspiration to write his number-one hit “Mony Mony” while he was in a New York hotel looking at the Mutual of New York building’s neon sign flashing repeatedly: M-O-N-Y. T H AT ’ S E N T E R TA I N M E N T 33 ABBA got its name by taking the first letter from each of the band members’ names (Agnetha, Bjorn, Benny, and Anni-frid).

Einstein’s last words were in German. Because the attending nurse did not understand German, his last words will never be known. THAT EXPLAINS IT Hitler and Napoleon both had only one testicle. H A L L O F FA M E 17 A LITTLE EGO Napoleon Bonaparte was afraid of cats. Napoleon conducted his battle plans in a sandbox. Napoleon favored mathematicians and physical scientists but excluded humanists from his circle, believing them to be troublemakers. Napoleon had his servants wear his boots to break them in before he wore them.

Kermit has eleven points on the collar around his neck and is left-handed. Miss Piggy’s measurements are 27-20-36. TV GUIDE One in every four Americans has appeared on television. Sitcom characters rarely say good-bye when they hang up the phone. Daytime dramas are called soap operas because they were originally used to advertise soap powder. In America in the early days of television, advertisers would write stories around the use of their soap powder. T H AT ’ S E N T E R TA I N M E N T 39 For many years, the globe on the NBC Nightly News spun in the wrong direction.

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