By Boze Hadleigh
In Hollywood, marriage is like an oil switch. such a lot celebrities are due for one more one each 3 months. The E! channel really breaks into their typical programming to inform us Benjamin Bratt simply acquired married or Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton have become divorced. we're a state passionate about star relationships, break-ups, make-ups, and shake-ups. From wives to sour halves, Holy Matrimony! is the 1st ebook of its type. a set of greater than 1,000 rates by means of showbiz personalities, together with a few of today's celebrities, it truly is classified via subject matter: relationship, compatibility, romance, marriage, husbands and other halves, divorce, remarriage, and, convinced, even a few enduring marriages (although "quantity isn't really continuously quality," as writer Boze Hadleigh issues out). unique and enlightening, Holy Matrimony! will increase eyebrows—and possibly hopes—and certainly tickle the humorous bone. simply because marriage is far too very important to take very heavily!
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The whole country is fighting to get tickets to see him. It’s nothing personal – it’s just showbiz. ’ ‘I understand,’ said Dancing Dan through gritted teeth, ‘that my own hard-earned reputation is being ruined by a wretched little twerp who slobbers over his own bum! I demand that you get rid of him! ’ ‘Fine,’ Colin Gumbo said. ‘It’s you. ’ Dancing Dan howled. ‘You can’t do that! This circus is nothing without me! ’ 24 Circus Berzerkus Text 19/1/05 4:20 PM Page 25 ‘You’re a top-class performer and I pay you well for it,’ Colin Gumbo replied.
There are lights going on everywhere! ’ Lights were indeed flicking on in some of the caravans. Already a couple of people were running towards us, shining torches over the grass. ’ Dan commanded. ‘Straight ahead – this way! For God’s sake, do you always have to glow like that? You’re a danger to shipping! ’ ‘I save your life,’ the Great Zambini panted grimly as he ran. ’ Dan spluttered beside him. ‘For what? For waking Queenie up so she could rip my arms off? ’ ‘That no my fault. ’ ‘Rubbish. ’ ‘I see ghost of elephant.
Something not so obvious, eh? ’ Shortly after that, he left. The circus started as usual at seven o’clock and I gave the worst performance I’d ever given in my life. I was so upset that I couldn’t do anything right. I twirled the wrong way. I lost my balance when I went up on two legs. As for my famous blindfolded hop, it was more like a blindfolded trip-and-fall-flat-on-my-backside. I couldn’t wait to get back to my cage. I stayed awake all that night, thinking about what Dan had said. Some time in the wee hours of the morning, I took a solemn oath.