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By Chris Kelly

A parody of the global tv phenomenon Downton Abbey, with cats.

Downton Tabby is ready England's oldest and best relations of cats in humans outfits. With attractive (and scandalous) photos and artwork, it tells the tale in their lives and loves—and their maids and butlers and cooks' lives and loves—from the sinking of the Kitanic to the Jazz Age. Tolstoy's adage approximately every one relations being unsatisfied of their personal method? What makes the Grimalkins diverse is they're cats.

Posh, spoiled, stuck-up-but-charming, English cats.

Okay, it's not only approximately cats and sophistication struggle. It's additionally a parody of Downton Abbey, the phenomenally well known television exhibit the place everyone's consistently getting dressed. Or they're already dressed, and they're getting extra dressed.

While it makes affectionate enjoyable of Downton Abbey, it makes a broader funny aspect: We deal with our cats like excessive society. Their servants are us. if you happen to dwell with a cat, the butler, maid, and cook dinner is you.

It's our cats' international. We simply lint-roll it.

So it's for lovers of the exhibit, and those that put up with lovers of the express, and in addition for individuals who've ever stuck themselves getting emotionally serious about their cat's social lifestyles, and even if a few chilly cuts might cheer her up.

Why is that this a publication approximately Edwardian manor lifestyles, acted out via cats? the genuine query is why aren't there extra?

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Maybe the best are dead. ” “No jokes! This is a serious matter…” Then I stopped in my tracks as the idea popped to the surface. ” My faithful suitcase had but to be commanded. There were only two names on the new list, the first one lightyears away right across the galaxy. But then, with quavering finger, I pointed out the address of the second name. “Retired and living in Happy Hectares, a retirement home for actors. ” “Of course. Here on Elysium. And why not? This is a pleasure planet serving a number of star systems.

It was not pure chance that had brought us to this dreary planet. When James had discovered that Sybil shared his passion for nanotechnology, they had moved here to utilize all of the planet’s technological know-how. We had reports, from time to time, about their progress. Everything seemed to be working as planned and the money, instead of flowing out steadily, had begun to trickle in. So it seemed almost natural to consider Usti nad Labam. when we were looking for a site for our money-raising operation.

Now I’m stuck here in this pay-as-you-die dump. Room and board as promised when I signed up. My fault was that I didn’t read the fine print, too smart by far in those days. Let my wiseguy lawyer take care of it for me. Didn’t know until it was too late that he was senile. Signed me up here without looking at the contract. Didn’t even notice that just the basics are provided. Enough food, but not too good. A bed, but not too soft. Anything else you gotta pay. ” He slurped up the last of the drink and I enthusiastically thumbed the button on the table again.

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