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While Dash's aircraft crashes within the South Pacific, he's the single survivor. The natives choose to supply him as a human sacrifice to their Volcano God, who cursed them with drought and complication. Despairing of rescue, sprint experiences his luckless lifestyles, entertained and cheered by way of a tender local woman and a former god, a half-man, half-fish, very likely imaginary creature who calls himself "Willy."
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