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By Cole Alpaugh

While Dash's aircraft crashes within the South Pacific, he's the single survivor. The natives choose to supply him as a human sacrifice to their Volcano God, who cursed them with drought and complication. Despairing of rescue, sprint experiences his luckless lifestyles, entertained and cheered by way of a tender local woman and a former god, a half-man, half-fish, very likely imaginary creature who calls himself "Willy."

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Dash in the Blue Pacific

While Dash's aircraft crashes within the South Pacific, he's the single survivor. The natives choose to provide him as a human sacrifice to their Volcano God, who cursed them with drought and complication. Despairing of rescue, sprint experiences his luckless life, entertained and cheered by means of a tender local lady and a former god, a half-man, half-fish, potentially imaginary creature who calls himself "Willy.

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Even fabulously beautiful women may often find themselves lonely if they have an approachability problem. So let all men see that you are approachable. " You might miss out on the perfect guy because of that. Don't compete with us—you lose. You may win, but you lose. Games, sports, physical activities, that's fine. We even kinda like losing to you in those, but the general "anything you can do I can do better" attitude, and you lose. We don't like guys who do that either, but unfortunately, many of us do it.

Remember, there will always be a lot of men who find you attractive, but it's all about approachability. Even fabulously beautiful women may often find themselves lonely if they have an approachability problem. So let all men see that you are approachable. " You might miss out on the perfect guy because of that. Don't compete with us—you lose. You may win, but you lose. Games, sports, physical activities, that's fine. We even kinda like losing to you in those, but the general "anything you can do I can do better" attitude, and you lose.

Understanding the shit stirring instinct, and other bizarre female behavior, requires understanding how smaller organisms use rationalization to, figuratively, level the playing field in order to compete with larger organisms—in this case small women belittling large men in an attempt to create an imagined equality between the sexes. The small female's most obvious effort to affect the above is to corrupt the larger male's basic attitudes and needs by attaching nonsensical values to his actions and motivations.

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