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By Celia Rivenbark

From the wickedly hilarious pen of Southern slapstick comedian Celia Rivenbark comes a set of essays that brings to brain Dave Barry (in excessive heels) or Jeff Foxworthy (in a promenade dress).

Step into the wacky international of "womanless wedding" fund-raisers, during which Bubbas put on boas. Meet sisters who struggle rural boredom through washing Budweiser cans and slicing them into items to make garments. research why the notice snow sends any right-thinking Southerner careening to the nutrients Lion for additional loaves of bread and little else.

Humor columnist and a little crazed belle-by-birth Celia Rivenbark tackles those and different lard-laden matters in Bless Your middle, Tramp, a hilarious examine Southern---and simply undeniable human---foibles, up-close and private.
So pour your self a tumbler of candy tea and curl up at the pie-azza with Bless Your middle, Tramp.

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In other tales, yankees and a steamboat captain are humiliated. Both the Whig humorists and John Gorman Barr sought (perhaps not consciously) to create a Southern myth. Barr's tales increasingly were set in a romantic earlier time, his last story being set in 1823. " The characters in Barr's Tuscaloosa tales died many decades ago. Most of the settings of Barr's stories burned or fell down long ago; some were torn down to make way for new buildings. But Barr's tales reveal a great deal about everyday life in Tuscaloosa and in all of antebellum Alabamathe different ethnic groups, the place of women, differences between planters and plain folk, and frontier conditions in general.

Barr's tales increasingly were set in a romantic earlier time, his last story being set in 1823. " The characters in Barr's Tuscaloosa tales died many decades ago. Most of the settings of Barr's stories burned or fell down long ago; some were torn down to make way for new buildings. But Barr's tales reveal a great deal about everyday life in Tuscaloosa and in all of antebellum Alabamathe different ethnic groups, the place of women, differences between planters and plain folk, and frontier conditions in general.

Boyd, who got Barr out of the printing office and generously funded him all the way through graduation from The University of Alabama. Barr's work at the university was outstanding. He was admitted in October 1838 as a freshman, age fourteen, and was graduated three years later. His academic record showed a. 99 average in 1841. He then stayed on an extra year to complete his master's degree. ) After receiving his master's degree, Barr was hired by The University of Alabama as a tutor in mathematics.

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