By Gert Jonke
One of many most adorable riddles of Austrian literature is eventually on hand in English translation: Gert Jonke's 1982 novel, Awakening to the good Sleep struggle, is an day trip via a global in consistent apprehensive movement, the place truth is swiftly fraying—flags refuse to stay to their poles, lids sidle off in their pots, tram tracks shake their stops away like fleas, and books abandon libraries in droves. Our cicerone in this trip during the attainable (and most unlikely) is an "acoustical decorator" by way of the identify of Burgmüller—a poetical gentleman, the sweetheart of 3 girls, capable of speak with birds, and at the very least as philosophically minded as his writer: "Everything has by surprise develop into so obvious that one can't see via something anymore." This tremendously comic—and both melancholic—tale is likely to be Jonke's masterwork.
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323 What is the best state to get school supplies? Pencil-vania. 324 Why is the library the tallest room in the school? It has the most stories. 325 What can spell every word in every language? An echo.
221 A veteran of World War II applied for a job at a bank. The impersonal interviewer continued to ask question after question, scribbling notes and never looking at the veteran. ” asked the official. “Supply officer,” replied the applicant. ” 222 A young man was a slow worker and found it difficult to hold down a job. After a visit to the employment office, he was offered work at the local zoo. When he arrived for his first day, the keeper, aware of his reputation, told him to take care of the tortoises.
92 Why did the kangaroo lose the basketball game? He ran out of bounds. 93 What birds spend time on their knees? Birds of prey. 94 What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo? Big holes all over Australia. 95 What’s the difference between a soccer player and a dog? The soccer player wears a team uniform, the dog just pants. 96 What do you get when you cross a bunny rabbit with the World Wide Web? A hare Net. 97 At the end of his shift, the police officer parked his police van in front of the station.