By John O'Bryan
At some point a prehistoric man picked up a rock and threw it at whatever. And the historical past of guns begun. Comedy author and weapon nerd John O'Bryan relays the freaky highlights of man's centuries-old obsession with weaponry. He hilariously explains the mace, the morning famous person, and the guy catcher, whereas conveying genuine information regarding every one weapon: its heritage, makes use of, and badass capability. Flipping via history's highlights, readers will find out about Attila the Hun, Genghis Khan, and the "peaceful" Shaolin priests. This final compendium of amazing guns can provide all of the unusually precise information guaranteed to galvanize anyone who's ever made a gun with their arms and acknowledged, "PEW-PEW-PEW!"
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