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By John O'Bryan

At some point a prehistoric man picked up a rock and threw it at whatever. And the historical past of guns begun. Comedy author and weapon nerd John O'Bryan relays the freaky highlights of man's centuries-old obsession with weaponry. He hilariously explains the mace, the morning famous person, and the guy catcher, whereas conveying genuine information regarding every one weapon: its heritage, makes use of, and badass capability. Flipping via history's highlights, readers will find out about Attila the Hun, Genghis Khan, and the "peaceful" Shaolin priests. This final compendium of amazing guns can provide all of the unusually precise information guaranteed to galvanize anyone who's ever made a gun with their arms and acknowledged, "PEW-PEW-PEW!"

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The winner is the competitor who successfully snatches the beer for himself out of his opponent’s hand. If the beer falls to the ground, scramble to snatch it up! No hitting or activity of any kind is allowed except the one hand wrapped around the beer. The loser must stick his face near the can of beer, and the winner then shakes it and opens it, squirting the loser with the snatch. Then the loser must chug the beer! After I chug a few beers I’m really good with girls. For instance, I knew this girl liked me because, as I talked to her, she kept looking at her watch!

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How to Play Two or more teams must race to be the first team to cross the finish line. Each team will have two participants. THE SH*TFACED GAMES 40 Shtfaced Games interior mech3_Layout 1 8/23/13 10:12 AM Page 41 Shtfaced Games interior mech3_Layout 1 8/23/13 10:12 AM Page 42 Player 1 sits on a skateboard representing the snowboard. Player 2 pushes Player 1 to the finish line. Player 1, while sitting on the skateboard, must hold a beer and completely finish it before crossing the finish line. The only place you may pour the beer is down your throat.

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