By Terry Pratchett
I, me. Who am I? There are a few things a true witch might by no means do. Like stepping out of her physique, as trainee witch Tiffany Aching does, leaving it handily empty for whatever historical and terrible to maneuver in. Now Tiffany wishes her pals - Granny Weatherwax and the Nac Mac Feegle - to assist her take into account who she is, to assist her visit the guts of her personal self. To absolutely the centre of her energy and gear, the place being a witch is a lot more than simply donning a sharp hat ...
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