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By Barbour Publishing

Here's a glowing selection of unsullied humor, perfect for any age and state of affairs. Following within the footsteps of alternative best-selling Barbour funny story books-such as Noah's favourite Animal Jokes, The World's maximum selection of Church Jokes, and Knock, Knock, who is There?-the entries in 777 nice fresh Jokes are categorised by way of subject and promise hours of enjoyable and laughter for private studying, church actions, and speech or sermon instruction.

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323 What is the best state to get school supplies? Pencil-vania. 324 Why is the library the tallest room in the school? It has the most stories. 325 What can spell every word in every language? An echo.

221 A veteran of World War II applied for a job at a bank. The impersonal interviewer continued to ask question after question, scribbling notes and never looking at the veteran. ” asked the official. “Supply officer,” replied the applicant. ” 222 A young man was a slow worker and found it difficult to hold down a job. After a visit to the employment office, he was offered work at the local zoo. When he arrived for his first day, the keeper, aware of his reputation, told him to take care of the tortoises.

92 Why did the kangaroo lose the basketball game? He ran out of bounds. 93 What birds spend time on their knees? Birds of prey. 94 What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo? Big holes all over Australia. 95 What’s the difference between a soccer player and a dog? The soccer player wears a team uniform, the dog just pants. 96 What do you get when you cross a bunny rabbit with the World Wide Web? A hare Net. 97 At the end of his shift, the police officer parked his police van in front of the station.

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